SageAgainstTheMachine

Thanks everybody!

As many of you know I fancy myself a writer. As much as I love it, it's a discipline fraught with rejection and frustration. Since 2007, I've been submitting various types of work to magazines, journals, festivals, etc. with no luck. So you can imagine my excitement when not one, but TWO, of my short plays have been selected for full production in the last month. I'll be receiving nothing but production stipends as a consultant to the director, so if you want to not qualify this as a first "professional" experience, that's fair. But damn does it feel good to finally be recognized. EDIT: By the way, one of the plays was greatly helped by those of you who PM'd me with critiques. I can't thank you enough, really.

No reason to believe that the offense will take a step back from last year, IMO. And last year they were average at worst.

Simple enough solution. Find a source for NFL information that's more objective and focused on the actual game. http://footballoutsiders.com/

Joe?

Dane Cook should leave that to The Onion. They've earned the right, he hasn't.

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Thanks to TheKickIsGood, I know all the guys' numbers from the pictures without even thinking about it haha.

More accurately, he got fired for saying it to one of their precious Red Sox.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/26/florida-man-kills-door-to-door-salesman-i%E2%80%99ll-kill-anybody-that-steps-on-my-property/#.UBIHQtV334E.reddit Guy shouldn't have ignored the signs, but what a needless loss of life. Appreciate life while ya got it, folks.

Fair enough, I don't know your league. In mine, a couple QBs go but it's generally a mad dash to the RBs.

Which is precisely why you need Foster or Rice. By your second pick, quality RBs are going to be a scarce commodity, whereas only 2 or 3 QBs will be off the board. Think of it this way. Which one of these is the bigger dropoff? Aaron Rodgers to Tom Brady Arian Foster to Ahmad Bradshaw

I have more faith in his ability to grasp the offense than I do in his ability to think on his feet and make good decisions at NFL speed.

For those who end up with Foster, Arian Nation.

Josh Reed. In all seriousness, I'd go with Foster. Injured often, but he'll win you games single handedly. I'm hoping to pick late in the 1st round so I can justify taking Freddie!

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Relevant... http://www.theonion.com/articles/would-you-care-to-join-me-for-an-unbelievably-awkw,10720/

Love it. Mike plays it cool during the entire scene, but the minute he turns away from Hank to walk out the door, you get a glimpse of that "****!" look.

Oh, sorry, I know about both of their careers but they were before my time.

Well, people on this show are always doing alarming, distressing things Agreed on Mike though. Jonathan Banks might be my favorite actor on this show right now, but I can't wait for Cranston and Aaron Paul to go into Batman/Robin mode once again.

How is Robin Yount's career counter to the Yankees?

Ted was under house arrest from a couple of Saul's thugs. When he tried to run away, he slipped on a rug and snapped his neck on a piece of furniture.

Love Godzilla, but he'll need to purchase a ticket to the HoF like the rest of us.

Absolutely. He's easily the most successful Japanese born player, and probably would've had 4,000 hits had he played his entire career in MLB.

Agreed to some extent, but they don't beat the dead horse quite so much as some American shows. The 6 episodes per season system is something I admire about British TV.