SageAgainstTheMachine

I knew it would catch on. Just had to give it some time. It's a nice gesture, but 5 days is nothing. Buy a loaf of bread, jar of peanut butter, 5 bananas and a carton of eggs for $7 total and you're set.

Here's a hot actress trying it out. Less hilarious, but easier on the eyes and probably closer to true-form on the content.

Crayonz was better at this.

Faith, like any good thing, is dangerous in heavy doses. Terrible.

It's an interesting social phenomenon, but there's such a thing as diffusion of responsibility - the more people there are in a crowd, the less likely it is that anybody will help.

Driving is such a banal part of life that we naturally underestimate the danger of hurtling metal and glass down the highway at 75 mph. "So what?" people say. "So I've had a few drinks." Yeah, you've also increased the likelihood of a fatal accident by ten-fold or a hundred-fold.

There's no way that brings the typical person to .08

Done it a couple times myself, but there's no reasonable difference between driving under the influence and causing an accident and driving under the influence and not causing an accident. It's the act of willfully increasing the chances of an accident that counts.

American Psycho "Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?"

Chris Fuamatuma'afala

Honesty is good. But...fans don't boo during tie games just because they feel like being jerks. They boo because they watch a team that can barely clear the zone, allows a league-high in shorthanded goals to accompany a league-low in power play goals scored, and depends entirely on their mercurial goaltender for rare wins. I'd personally love it if he said "the team deserves to get booed". Ott being the team's leader, the young guys need to understand the following - celebrate your 2 points for about five minutes and then ask yourself why that game went to overtime in the first place.

It surprises me that Ott doesn't have a thicker skin, based on how he plays. I'm not personally one to boo during a tie game, but I think the young players should realize that they're paying for management's errors and not take it personally.

I'd trade him for a 3rd, but that just isn't happening.

I think that "bulletin board material" is vastly overrated. I also think that this board would be reacting somewhat differently if Brady, for example, said the same of Buffalo. Of course, we've never been ones for objectivity!

This confused me too. Ultimately, their original plan fails because the house slave realizes that Django recognized Broomhilda and vice versa. Why doesn't Schultz just have Django wait in the car (so to speak) while he purchases Broomhilda?

I'm with NoSaint...it's not offensive, but it's not particularly funny either. Surprised to see so many people getting a kick out of it.

I know Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and King Kong, but never heard of Crisco Kong. Is he viscous?

Darcy's always had a mind toward scoring centers. Not that Briere, Roy, Connolly, and now Ennis and Hodgson, can't gather assists, but none have been true facilitators for a sniping winger. I always wanted to see Vanek paired up with Joe Thornton. Probably never going to happen.

I predict that it wasn't #30's last game as a Sabres, but that it was Pominville's. It's Ott's team now, as far as I can tell.

Might want to check your facts on that one...

Poor kid.

I like the move. He was decent, not great, for the Cards last year. Their season only fell apart after the Bills injured him.

Cyanide.

"There's always next decade"