SageAgainstTheMachine

Welp, that’s enough internet today.

He byeat mye. Straight up. Pyay heem.

I'll put it this way - I'm a poker player. You quickly learn the difference between something that has a 0% chance of happening and something that has a 2% chance of happening.

The most irrational fans crucified him. Most of us knew all along he’s our best defensive player.

Maybe we’ll get to see Drake Maye in his 1st playoff game against Josh Allen in his 14th. Pats fans don’t want that. So who’s #1?

We tend to see things that happen randomly in clumps as a trend. Joe Burrow isn’t suddenly a prolific thrower of INTs, for example, just because he threw two in a row.

A lot of grandmas would probably like to do it with Josh Allen.

Absolutely. After the Higgins TD made it 39-34 I was rooting for their 2 pt conversion to succeed so that, if they got the ball back, Cincy would be incentivized to drive for a tying FG rather than a winning TD.

There’s a very real possibility of this being a playoffs with no Mahomes, Lamar or Burrow. Yes, defense means something and home field means something. But so does having the best QB by a mile.

Say this when they’re mathematically eliminated. 10-7 could be good enough with the Colts hitting the scrap heap today and the Chargers schedule.

After the last six years, if you really aren’t prioritizing the elimination of the Chiefs then you are nuts.

I really couldn’t care less about a percentage point increase in missing out on the 7 seed. Bury the Chiefs.

Wow what an absolute loser. In a world where players and coaches actually do get death threats over gambling, he says “Murder Pete Carroll” to a large audience of gamblers.

Also recorded the only sack on Burrow in a game where the guys who get paid to do that never got close.

There's nothing like a 1:00 Sunday game. I probably feel that way because I grew up on the drought era Bills but everything else throws my schedule out of whack.