Captain Caveman

The general public wins.

I feel like this guy will run through walls at this point for Rex. That's good. On the other hand, if I'm a leader in the locker-room, or a backup LB whose job is now in jeopardy I might be a bit pissed.

That's kind of like trading a pile of garbage in for some abandoned houses in a terrible neighborhood. At least you can strip the copper from the houses.

I hope he does.

Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʁɔʏdə] ( listen)) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. Jealousy doesn't need to enter into it.

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Hi, I'm with the NY Post, are you looking for a job?

Actually, this might be your best odds of getting "rich" although depending on your age, current finances and expenses it's still unlikely to be enough to live on for the rest of your days.

No. The answer is no, there is no sure bet investment to make you rich from 19,000$. Tell your friend to get back to work.

http://deadspin.com/geno-smith-punched-by-teammate-out-6-10-weeks-1723397727 Holy !@#$ing shitballs

Can we change the thread title now that we know the seriousness of the allegations? The title makes it sound like that rascal made some drunk mischief again, not that dude is accused of sexual assault.

I thought it was coming together but last night stunk. Whole thing was telegraphed, no suspense. Also, wtf was with the terrible last conversation between Frank and his lady?

All the more reason to use Stubhub to handle the purchase.

Texas is the worst. Glad you are getting out of that hellhole.

The 3% is worse if you're planning on paying it off in a couple months.

I'm not sure if Trump is intentionally sinking the Republicans, or if it's just a gravitational side effect of his ego, but this is fun.

Reading women is just as difficult.

Maybe you could start charging to use your shower?

Must have a really, really, really good reason for using Maybin as his avatar.

I'm fairly certain he's not really that Canadian.

Are you sure the bluetooth won't play music from the phone? it should.

Looks like my address is not eligible for the online only package. Tried my folks' address as well. This is BS.

Well, they're going to be paying someone for it either way. I would imagine the challenges would be similar for any game broadcast overseas. I'm not sure who the on air talent will be, but there are tons of people who cover college games, I would think they can find a team without too much trouble (and I'm sure the NFL will be happy to help since this is kind of their pet project as well.)

You seem pretty preoccupied with the Zombie attack. My question is, at that point who are you expecting to call?

Is that a name you would want given the history / baggage that comes with it? If I were Bell I'd ask him to come up with something less murderous.