Captain Caveman

Can you get credit for 2 pancakes on the same play?

I feel like we're in a place right now where we can either rush the passer, or have gap integrity and not give up big chunks in the rushing game. It's not great to have to pick between them, but in most games being able to do one or the other (with this offense) will be fine.

remember where in the first game McDermott told Milano to start tackling dudes and then he did it? Can he do that again?

The line had a very good start considering where we're at. If they can play like this all day it's gonna be a laugher.

Let’s go

Festivus isn’t over until you pin your Father.

I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it

Booooo

***** I've been saying it for three weeks and 6 days, you beat me.

I use top round cut / pounded thin, breadcrumbs and parmesan, basil and sometimes prosciutto in layers

My wife asked me to make braciole, so we're having braciole.

The Patriots also had Kendrick Bourne added to the list today as well as a few others. This week is going to be weird.

We’re on to New England.

Make me literally any offer, I just want these to get used and can’t make it.

Chris Kelsay should be worth 3.5 Scott Chandlers

Every other Jags coach in recent history has been a former Bills coach. Mularkey Gus Bradley Marrone Meyer ... Daboll?

I'm telling you guys, look for futures bets on Andy Levitre

I missed this when it first happened, but probably my favorite Urban Meyer moment.

At least he didn't chop him with an axe. Seriously though, Meyer is human garbage, and it's kind of fun to watch his own team turn on him. Geh geh geh geh

Having those 2 home games in a row at the end of the year could be an unexpected piece of good luck in terms of not having our guys cooped up on a plane shedding and spreading virus.

And a 6th round pick to boot! How can a 6th round pick even be a bust? Agreed, Both Diggs and Sanders have shown they can consistently get even deep this year.

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Last year we were 6-1 (I think, including playoffs) in 1 score games, with an almost identical team and coaching staff. So maybe we're just evening out? Honestly though, I think to some extent it can definitely be attributed to luck, I think some of it also can be attributed to poor coaching decisions and bad execution / mistakes by players in crucial situations. In any of the 5 games, you can point to a missed call, or a bad call against us, or an unusually great play made by the other team. In any of the 5 games you can also find a play we didn't make, or a really bad play call that burned us. It all adds up...

Take your heart pills everyone

I've been socking away pretty much the maximum + my company's generous matching since about 2006. I'm now 42 and should be able to retire by (or before) 50. Start as early as you can, put away as much as you can - have it deducted directly and never change it (other than increasing if it's not already at the maximum.). As others have mentioned, use either index funds or age based target funds. I always keep everything in the most aggressive funds. It should earn the most over time, although there will also be bigger losses during down periods. If you're going to do this, you need to be disciplined and not move from those funds when the downswings inevitably happen.