Captain Caveman

Maybe they will, but it's still a bannable offense in the NFL.

Ordered a couple of shirts yesterday, thanks SDS.

testes, testes, 1, 2... 3

Yup, if they're not already on PUP I'm pretty sure you can't now put them there.

wow, that is a rant.

I was also going to go with Ditka.

I don't get it.

Welcome back Spags. When are me and you gonna go to AJ's?

He's our Costanza?

The bolded part makes me wish DC Tom was around to call you some names. As far as his resume, I look at it very differently. To my eye, it looks like he's taken some guys who were at projected to be at best career backups, and made them into average starting quarterbacks. (Not great, or even good quarterbacks, just average starters.)

That stegasaurus got messed up.

Man, his skull is still so goddamned big.

Did you just call him Rudy?

Is the 9$ a one time fee? I'll cover that.

Consider me brainless. I already will get to watch all the preseason games through NFL Network on DirecTV (although delayed) so it's not worth 20$ for me. If it were regular season, that would be another story.

Hammer Throw.

I'll have what he's smoking.

Yeah, mine was definitely my own stupidity. On my third date with my (now) wife, I took a sharp corner going way too fast, on a wet back road, driving a deathtrap (Geo Metro.) The car ended up skidding 270 degrees, and we wound up ass end in a ditch. During the spin out we missed a tree by a couple of feet, if we had hit it I'm thinking one or both of us would have been killed or at least seriously mangled. Afterwards, I pushed the car out of the ditch on my own (it was a Geo.)

Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any advice?

I do not hate to say I told you so.

Maybe he had him confused with the LSU cornerback who went in the first round? http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/7862015/2012-nfl-draft-morris-claiborne-dallas-cowboys-blew-wonderlic-test-says

Can I ask a practical question? Why are you asking us? Ask the program head what kinds of jobs are available and how they can help you get one.

He can be two things.

So... Ralph is cheap?

yeah, after watching the defense in the second half of last season i don't see how anyone can say anything different.