murra

Do you mean Action Jackson? I believe we cut fast freddie two years ago.

He has to. Or he will have like 30-40 years to prison automatic.

It's definitely a Jacob Dylan (The Wallflowers) song.

It's so funny, but that reasoning is EXACTLY why I picked Jackson.

Five dollar footlong, Saved by Zero, and the commercial for Life Alert. Where it looks like they filmed it with a sony handheld from 94 or something. "All senior citizens should have life Alert!"

Justin Jenkins

Good one. I forgot that he was injured recently. Why didn't I do my homework? Try singing to the tune of two time all-pro kick returner, with six career KR TDs (second in team history). I guess you're right though. I'm an idiot who needs to do his homework and sit and wait for the rookie to figure out the wedge.

Really? Are you making fun of my attempt at a witty retort, with a considerably less witty retort of yourself? I don't mean to obsess, we're all Bills fans here, but I think I just wanted to get my point across to you that the avatar of yourself is really freaking me out, and I think the world would be a better place if you fixed it.

Wow. Owned.

How about him being 14th out of 34th!!! Wooo. I'm sorry you're right. I don't know what I was thinking complaining that our current Kick Returner is a significant downside to the one we had last year (who is still on the team).

I'm not all about stats. I just don't go goo goo ga ga over the probowl like you.

Are you joking? It's kick returning. It's not quarterback. You got it or you don't. I don't know what you're waiting for, but being a rookie doesn't mean anything when it comes to kick returning.

So by your genius logic, Ruben Brown belongs in the Hall of Fame because he was elected to 8 pro bowls?

I was wondering myself so I took the liberty of calling Peter King (We exchanged numbers a while back at a real kicking party) He said, and I'm going off memory here, so bare with me: The Bills end up with 27, so at one point they will have 17. Assume The Jets are trailing 17-6 (having scored two field goals themselves). They then score a touchdown. Down 17-12, Man Genius out-thinks himself, and decides that if he goes for two, it can be a three point game. Instead Favre gets sacked by (of all people) McCargo, fumbles, and allows McCargo to pick up the lose ball, who then proceeds to take it back for what would be two points in Buffalo favor, if it were college rules. Therefore, The Jets are down 17-12. The Bills follow by putting up a touchdown, making it 24 - 12. The Bills hold them to field goal range. They settle. 24-15. The Bills finish with a field goal and ta da. I said, are you sure McCargo is in on the stop for the pivotal two-point conversion. He said yes.

Do we expect anything less than brilliant from the man?

I'm a member of the "Put anyone back there except McKelvin club", so I will side with you on this one.

Ah, sorry I misread it. Too bad we would still muster to put only one or two decent WRs on the field.

I said I was probably wrong. I just wanted to see if I was the only one who would speculate on that. Nice incredibly original and uncalled for insult though.

How do we play Houston and Philadelphia at the same time? And why do you think we would lose that exciting rochambeau?

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Let's not object to the thought that he may have a civil lawsuit on his hands within the upcoming months. I think I'm the first to speculate on it, and I am probably wrong, but I'm sure the victim in his hit-and-run will make an attempt to make some money off her "alleged" attacker.

You'll be delighted to find then, on Sunday, that the Bills will not be using Parrish as a second wide-out, but will put him in the slot more. I guarantee you'll see Hardy lined up on the outside, playing mostly what you call the no. 2 position, which seemed to me to be your primary cause for concern. I assure you, you have nothing to worry about. As far as "press goes," I can assure you once more, BuffaloBills.com blogs hardly represents the term "press".

Haha.

I'm confused. Was your argument to talk Mitchell up and then at the end explode with a Steve Tasker comparison making us all believe that Tasker is more deserved? Because, honestly all you did was sell me on Mitchell.

You don't know what you're talking about do you?