murra

You nailed it. I can't wait for the season to start. Sue me.

Thank you. I was worried for a minute no one else would toss in a blind joke and the thread would be propelled to the bottom of the PPP vat of nonsense.

hahaha, yes!

This is all good news. The Bills would have pegged those guys as potential head coaches.

Which way are you leaning?

No one is not in the know. It was physically impossible to avoid the addiction that is beating your buddy in NBA Jam beacuse he selected Chicago thinking Jordan would be in the game. It was like heroin, but legal.

I still can't believe Hawaii lost the pro bowl.

At least we know he didn't learn how to play dice from his father...

Silly me, I thought that we cut posluszny finally.

He's on total access. I don't know if you get NFLN or not, you might have Time Warner.

Terrell Davis probably would've broken Walter's record, yes.

I think you're overlooking a very important fact in the issue you've brought up: Teams have brought his name up for a long time, and yet he has remained an assistant. Wouldn't that speak more truth to the side against your case? By that I mean, if he was HC material, why have so many teams opted to not hire him over the years? Clearly, I'm playing devil's advocate here, but I don't see how him being a candidate immediately qualifies him for the position. Are the people who run for the Presidency under obscure parties actually presidential material simply because they're on the ballot?

Commence the plague of, "Hell I'd take [insert unoriginal, obviously nonathletic name here] over any QB on our team" jokes.

Don't forget the Council of Trent.

I want to see a show of hands by the folks who have had two people stricken off their list by the Redskins having signed them. Come on, don't be shy. I saw a couple, "We need Haslett" threads this month.

I like where you're going with this. So if Marty Schottenheimer says "I will not return to coaching", he doesn't mean that he's holding out on Nix and Brandon for more money? Interesting take. On a serious note, We should really implement that post number requirement on creating new threads.

What happened? Did you pursue the sport? Please, why cut your autobiography short? I was intrigued. I want to know if you made it man.

What boring lists you've guys got. Clearly you're forgetting the real number one player in the world at any position, at any sport: Brett Favre. Brett Favre's the kinda guy who can retire, comeback, retire, comeback and never miss a game. I'm petitioning to retire the the number four, not just from the packers or from football, but from the entire numerical system. I want to replace it with Favre. And not just the numbers, you replace anything with the syllable four in it: So you say, hey that's unfavretionate. Or how about this one? What's your favorite holiday? Mine's the favreth of july. My list: 1. Brett Favre. 2a. Peyton Manning -he's the second funniest QB left in the playoffs. 2b. Tom Brady....haha, oh yeah, he lost to Joe Flacco. -30 yards passing can beat the patriots. Imagine what 60 could do. 2c. Phillip Rivers -Looks solid in powder blue, I think it adds to his composure. In other words, his jersey gives him a distinct advantage. 2d. Kurt Warner -His story really doesn't do anything for me the 100,000th time it gets brought up. I could probably do some decent quarterbacking with Gandy blocking for me. 2e. Tony Romo -He broke up with his big breasted girlfriend, and cut his ties with T.O. in one offseason. Some say that it's done wonders for him. I think it's an omen. 3a. Drew Brees -He'll move up my list the second he realizes he doesn't need war paint indoors. 3b. Mark Sanchez -I'm not sure how the Pete Carrol move will affect his mentality, but I can tell he is quite shaken emotionally...

I'm not even joking, when I say that Brian Moorman is better at hitting holes than Marshawn Lynch:

Obscure and random don't have nearly the same meaning. Being the OC of the top college football team is hardly an obscure coordinator.

haha

You realize that it's a joke, right? As in, it was meant to be funny.

NO ONE READS YOUR POSTS.

I think that it's definitely up to cowher at this point, but I like it because it solidifies fan support. I'm sure this isn't going to effect anything whatsoever, and you do risk looking like a pathetic fan base buying billboards all the time, but the coach search has been so life less thus far, that fans actually felt they needed to voice their opinions.