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John Cocktosten

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  1. Trent Edwards looks for the earing that was knocked out of his right ear.
  2. Trent's Pre snap thoughts: Alright, I got 2 safties high, 2 LB's loading up the box....I wonder what shape cookies I should bake with my sister tonight, Unicorns or rainbows......HIKE!
  3. It's actually incredibly boring...puts you right to sleep.
  4. Is that you Dick Jauron? It's about the 5 point loss not how clueless most of your team looked? Did you happen to look at the pile of crap that the Bills were playing? Hardly the '85 Bears. You have been "Jauronisized" my friend....
  5. Dog, my question is, if he's never played with talent and he's always looked this bad (outside of 5-6 games), how do you know that he is a good QB? Is it his career year of 2600yds 11td's/10ints? JP had 3000+ and 19td's and was sacked 47 times that year with the same pile of crap personnel WR's,TE's and O Line. 46,47,46(Super Bowl Champs) and 50.. are the number of times Big Ben has been sacked over the last 4 years. Aaron Rodgers and BB were both sacked 50 times last year and BOTH OF THEM HAD CAREER YEARS!!! Quit with the excuses! Trent is just not a good QB. Not a bad guy, but not a good QB! BTW, Cutler was sacked 4 time yesterday and his running game averaged 2.9 yards per carry yet Cutler managed to throw for 370 and 2 TD's. His supporting cast sucks too..sooo....
  6. Do you honestly think that I care what you and a "few others think" of my reputation? When did you join Deano on the TBD police department? You two have the same M.O. You feel the need to police the board and stick up for underachieving players. Then you answer everyone who doesn't agree with you with a ridiculously smug attitude as if your point is the end all, even when Sunday after Sunday it doesn't play out on the field. I've said this before, I take it as a compliment that our logic is on polar opposite ends of the spectrum. So if my "rep" is "sinking" with you, that means I must be right. Link: Spin it the way you want. Like my Pastor used to say, penance is nothing more than an apology to God and how fitting since you seem to think that you can dole out your own childish form of punishment on a message board. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/118618-time-to-fess-up/page__p__1956433__fromsearch__1#entry1956433
  7. 1. Gain access to a time machine. (very important) 2. Sign Jason Peters. He's not great but he's better than anything that they have. 3. Don't sign Cornell Green. 4. Make a note in your Pro Personnel scouting guide that says, "No more FA lineman from the Raiders". 5. Draft a couple of tackles in the 2nd and 3rd rounds '09 draft. 6. Return time machine because they're dangerous. Fixed
  8. The '07 draft is just another reminder of why the Bills are terrible. One pick away from Willis, take Marshawn. Pass on David Harris, Lammarr Woodley and take Poz. Trent, Youboty, Dwayne Wright, Wedling, Schouman, Ah You...
  9. It was a pathetic team performance. Outside of some nice secondary play and Kyle Williams, the Defense was terrible too. Let's not make the Dolphins offense out to be the '99 Rams here. They are an average offense with a bad QB. So all things accounted for, it WAS a pathetic team performance
  10. Honestly at this point I'd like to see Brohm. Trent is no different today than he was last year or the year before that. I'm not saying that Brohm will be better but we don't know he sucks for sure.
  11. I see you have high standards. The Bills offense had less than 100 yards midway through the 4th quarter... Trent had 39 yards passing midway through the 4th qtr...that's pathetic bro.
  12. Kyle Williams had a great game. He was the only one in the front 7 who did anything.
  13. Great post Senator!! I was a freshman in high school!!! My older brother picked up 2 tickets about 2 hours before the game and took me. We bought some t-shirts on the way in that said "F*CK L.A." with a big X through a Raiderette. We wore those the entire game and cheered our asses off!!! The Bills were relentless that game, never letting up. The next day my brother and I went to the Galleria Mall displaying our F L.A. t-shirts proudly and saw James Lofton walking around the mall by himself. My Brother pointed him out and yelled, "HEY JAMES!!!F*CK L.A.!!" He looked at us and cracked up and said, "YEAH!!" with his fist in the air! That game is my favorite Bills memory by far and now that my Brother's kid is 16, a fun story to tell at the Thanksgiving table!!! What a team, what a time in my life! Hopefullly one day....ahhh eff it, I'm not going to ruin this thread!!!
  14. Great story but you are talking about the majority of pro athletes in this scenerio. Plus, his reefer habits and partying lifestyle have nothing to do with his average play on the field. He's just not that good and that's all I care about. I'm more annoyed with his constant missed tackles, bad angles, lackluster coverage ability and his retarded mouth/tweets. So party it up while you can Donte, somehow you tricked the worst front office in the history of football to take you at 8 and pay you millions of dollars so you deserve bottle service and blunts...I'll be ordering champagne bottle service right next to you when you are no longer a Buffalo Bill!
  15. ...but Lombardi has ripped the Bills all offseason...but he picked us to win on Sunday....but he said we are one of the worst teams in the NFL...do I like him now..I'm so conflicted....
  16. How about this for a guarentee...That little midget wouldn't do anything.
  17. chad,ricky,ronnie brandon,devon,richie,jake channing,dansby....suck
  18. You're now arguing about Haiku Dean? I'm starting to see a pattern here...it must get exhausting lecturing people all day long.
  19. Did you read your post demending everyone to apologize because Kelsay and Mitchell made the team? pot calling...
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