Isn't Jonah Bronstien's pen name was Dr. Z? Anyhoo, my favorite part of this brilliant piece is when he pontificates on the tremendous average-ness of Kelsay:
And now, Kelsay, like so many other players on this Bills’ defense, is being put back at his natural spot, and being asked to do what he does best: execute his assignments, fill his gap, make the plays that prevent themselves, and minimize mistakes. He’ll no longer be asked to ignite the pass rush.
A couple things stand out to me about this potential Pulitzer prize winning article:
1. When was Kelsay asked to "ignite" the pass rush? 30.5 career sacks over 10 years sounds like we was like he was more of a soggy wick.
2. They are asking Kelsay to "minimize his mistakes". That implies that he makes a lot of mistakes doesn't it? I could here Buddy now, (cue thick hillbilly accent) "Now Chris, you've been biting on play action, false stepping misdirection and overplaying screens your whole career. We just need you to do a lot less of that." Novel approach.
3. What does "make the plays that prevent themselves" mean? Did he mean, make the plays that PRESENT themselves? Think about that for a minute...