TheChimp

What a waste of 30 seconds. FIRES BACK?????????? Please.

You, and your sweet avatar, for starters.

Know what I love? How all these articles are being written about how "humbled" and "overwhelmed" Peters is about being chosen to the Pro Bowl, but the second he gets it from the media that some fans are questioning the choice, he lambastes all of us for basically knowing nothing about football and how he's happy the choice gets to be made by people who know what they're doing. It might be true, it might not. But is that HUMBLE??? This guy's a douche.

I don't really know how you got a camera outside my living room window like that, but Trent is !@#$ing faking it.

Jauron was asked during the Bills first big skid, when Trent stunk worse than limburger cheese, whether he had any doubts about his QB. He was adamant, almost emotional, in his support of Edwards in those interviews I remember seeing. But Trent had ideas of his own. Meaning, when adversity became too much for him, he wilted like a dick in ice water and pouted on the sidelines like some petulant kid. Jauron more than likely wanted to rescind his earlier statements and pull Trent out of games BEFORE the one in question. But Dick doesn't like to be second-guessed by the media, and he KNEW the first thing he'd face would be everyone saying, "But, Coach, you SAID you believed in the Kid, why'd you bench him." So, two things combined. Dick went up to Trent at halftime of the San Fran game and said, "Hey, would you mind sitting on the bench and letting JP try it out there?" and Trent said "OH MY GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THIS WAAAAAAAAAA!!!" and they agreed to fake an injury. Voilah!!! This is where it gets funny. Neither of them had the good sense to leave Trent in the !@#$ing locker room. He waltzed around on the sideline like the idiot he is, and Coach Dumbshit didn't think about it, either. Then, when the OBVIOUS questions were starting to be asked, like "Hey Trent, um, WHEN did this injury occur?", neither of these geniuses had an ANSWER prepared, so they both stammered and answered differently. Total joke. I lost all respect for both "men" that day.

Two words: He's DUMB

I been saying since the minute they pulled him. He's faking it.

I tried to cancel three weeks ago. They wouldn't let me. And I like my Playboy Channel (and my credit rating) too much to just not pay. I even bought that stupid Superfan for the extra hundred. Not next year. Nuh uh.

I don't want Ralph to die until Jim Kelly has enough cash to thwart Ralph's current plan. But I agree, wishing death on people is wrong. Personally, I'd like to have my grandfather beat the hell out of him, instead. Too bad my grandfather's dead.

Oh you KNOW he will now!!!

I was supremely pissed when I heard he left.

You go ahead and thank him all you want, you ain't gonna be alone. Lotsa people in Buffalo thank their leaders for substandard products. We don't know any better until we leave. And when I called him Alzheimer Ralph, I was merely venting and people took it personally because their old gramps has it or some sh--. I worked in the Geriatric Ward of a mental hospital for years, so I don't need people preaching to me about the "seriousness" of dementia. It's merely one terrible thing going on in a world chock FULL of terrible things, none of which are more terrible than the other, including the 40-year con job pulled over on us by the Wilson Family, soon to end with a sale to the Rogers people and a name change to the Toronto Thundercocks.

I wish the dumb bastard woulda called a flea flicker. Then we could see how many retards come here blaming Lynch's inability to pitch the ball. THE PLAY CALL WAS STUPID. Jesus save this Message Board.

The cockroaches would do a better job, I swear.

We're all gonna die, man. Some people will con an entire community for decades and then have monuments built in their likeness by political types who got paid off for all those same decades while we got conned. Forgive me if my good will does not extend to people like that.

Walkouts AFTER you bought your tickets won't do a damned thing but make you look retarded, all of you. Instead, you need to go to the Bills Box Office, en masse, BEFORE THE GAME, with someone from the local media in tow to film it, and DEMAND they refund your tickets because you feel you were defrauded into buying them. When they refuse to refund your money, light a garbage can or two on fire. Then find Ralph and follow him wherever he goes with signs and pitchforks. But don't do ANY of it unless there are a good 5,000 of you. Best of luck.

4. sh-- his pants and 5. Get the starting nod next week at Denver

But taterhill's got Johnsonville brats at his tailgate the 28th. Nummy Num Nums!

Personality and passion are NOT what this organization is desperate for. It's BRAINS. I don't give a rat's ass if they hire a !@#$ing MUTE in a god damned WHEELCHAIR to coach the team, so long as he is the smartest mother!@#$er available. Oh, and to further qualify my response, it ain't gonna happen while Ralph lives and breathes, not if he did commit 6 mil to the dumb bastard. No way, Jose.

I reserve judgment until I see what Big Cat has to say about it.

EXACTAMUNDO. All these people screaming, "I thought you guys all wanted him to throw, huh, huh? See what you get you dummies? Look at the Cleveland game, yaddayadda yackity schmackity...." are not facing the reality that this guy just simply has this knack of making the WORST call at the WORST times during almost EVERY game he's coached. And honestly, out of the six or seven different shows I watched last night where they discussed that play, including a GOOD handful of some GOOD ex-coaches and players, not just stupid talking heads, it was not only unanimous but VEHEMENTLY SO, that the play call was indefensibly bad, so to argue about its merits simply shows your ignorance. The guy has a laundry list of DOZENS of things that he has done that are MIND BLOWINGLY dumb, from play calls to challenges to NON-challenges to entire game plans, over the years, almost ALL of which cost this team points for or against, that I hate to say it, but he makes me miss Mike Mularkey. He's a GREAT personality and I'd LOVE to get drunk with him, he seems funny as sh--. But he's a bad coach, and we should have all known this was gonna happen when Ralph went shopping at the Dollar Store, yet again, for a Head Coach, because he's a D I C K W A D.

Here's what Schopp deserves: http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r199/arnrsty/airheads.png

In this entire thred is no mention of the DATE of the article, two days before Schefter's blog, followed by NFL.com's official report and then ESPN's report that the deal was signed. And besides, we all know that, even IF Ralph fires Dick, he'll absolutely replace him with yet another CHEAP prospect, which will more than likely pan out to be someone who doesn't know sh-- from shinola about coaching and the BILLS will stink the next three years until the move to Toronto. Only thing that will save this club is Jim Kelly suddenly finding another 500 million dollars and kidnapping the old bastard and forcing him to sign the deal. Nothing else will save us from the LAST years of the Buffalo Bills being an inevitability, and those last years being coached by Ken West's old equipment guy.

I was starting to wonder when Alzheimer Ralph's PR Brigade would come in and start posting this crap.

Although I'm just gerenally ticked off that Whitner guaranteed the playoffs and we are stinking up the joint at 6-8 right now, I am certainly not stupid enough to blame a guy in the secondary for the fact that he was playing with NO PASS RUSH whatsoever. I don't care who you are, you ain't staying with your receiver for 10 seconds, when the QB has time to set up the perfect pass to him. Dumb thread.