TheChimp

But Kelsay is still listed to start. Don't get me wrong, I know it's because of Maybin's late arrival to camp, but look at what he did with that late arrival (2 games: 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble) and look at what Kelsay has done (0 in all categories) and frankly, I already know which guy needs to be the starter. Aaron "Mayhem" Maybin will be the starting DE opposite Schobust by Game 2 at the LATEST.

Aaron "Mayhem" Maybin needs to replace Kelsuck after the first series as starter at DE. He'll prove it on his first play. Mark my words.

The people who pay to sit close, do it in part for the proximity it affords them to the hot babes showing their panties. At least it would certainly be part of MY reasoning, anyways. Believe me, if this season turns out the way all the "experts" say it will, we're all gonna be appreciating the Jills a hell of alot more. Believe me.

It's hard to find good coaches for retarded people, I know.

I betcha Tom Brady didn't exactly laugh when he heard the news of Harrison's call for a bounty on a Bill's head. Someone needs to make surer Aaron Maybin sees that quote. MuhuhuhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: Preacher Me: Choir

What are you betting?

An actually QUICK no-huddle makes a bad O-Line more competitive against a confused Defense. And quick, disguised screens to the left flat almost ALWAYS compensate for a LT getting schooled all game long. Alex van Pelt probably knows this from his days with the K-Gun. I think he'll remember how to make it quick. Secondly, as has been said millions of times already, the ONE THING that makes the Tampa-2 go from completely useless to VERY effective is a pass rush. And Aaron Maybin MIGHT be the guy we have needed the last seven years to GIVE us that pass rush. Thirdly, T.O. catches balls that Reed and Parrish can only catch in their wet dreams, so we have NO IDEA how well we will move the ball when he's back in there. Unless we watch tapes of T.O. from his time in Philly, Big-D, and San Fran, which would then make us, possibly, somewhat optimistic about our chances to move the chains repeatedly. Too many reasons still exist for me to have hope to listen too hard to these media know-it-alls, who usually only say something profound when they quote people from message boards like this one. (And Mr. DiCesare, that's THE Chimp, if you're asking)

I forgot the best part. They NEVER admitted that this was WHY they suddenly changed their mind, even when I laughed and told them I knew what their game was. They insisted that wasn't what they were doing. I shook my head and hung up the phone, happy but disgusted at the same time.

You want everybody to take this "high road", while you consistently fail to realize that this is the game DTV set UP, themselves, and EXPECTS people to play with them. It's not like they TOLD me I had to have Choice packaging in order to get the Superfan for Free, I had to figure it out for myself. When I called to cancel NFL Sunday Ticket I MEANT to cancel it. The first offer they made was $10 off per month for six months. I was sitting there thinking, "Wow, that was kinda cool of them." (Like a TOTAL IDIOT). But I was serious when I told them that I was sorry but I'd still have to cancel, because the extra $34.50 per month was still too much. They then IMMEDIATELY, no putting me on hold, no "finaggling" with a supervisor, IMMEDIATELY offered me $20 off. BUT, they did go ahead and CANCEL my Superfan "for me", even though they KNEW what I would need to do (upgrade my base package) in order for them to offer it to me for FREE. I had to come here and read some thread about it and see that all these people got it for free, and that's all I needed to call DTV back and ask why I didn't get it for free, too. They then proceeded to give me the run around and started stamemring and speaking jibberish, so I hung up and re-read the thread. When I realized that everybody who was offered SF for free had Choice or better, it hit me. I called back, upgraded, and not only got SF for free, but they took the $10 monthly charge for HD service off for 12 months and gave me Starz/Showtime free for three months. So, tell me, Mr. Honorable, who are the sheisters here? I'm gonna laugh when you stick to your story. Wait for it.........

But he ISN'T all that good, though.

Five bucks says Ralph fires Jauron at Halftime Monday Night.

Someone RUNS this rabble?

Demetrius Bell In For Langston The Ex-Bill Will Trent Die Monday?

Basket weaving, Family Studies, same difference. They need to check this douchebag's basement for dogs.

Anybody who's had NFL Sunday Ticket a full season, with Superfan, AND has a base programming package above the Choice level, if they call and threaten to cancel, will eventually receive ST for $20 off and free SF. It's just part of DirecTV's negotiation schedule that all their CSRs have in front of them. I tried to do it while I still had the Family Pack as my base and they wouldn;t let me, so I upgraded to Choice Plus and they did it. Oh and if you feel guilty about it, you're missing the point. DTV makes money on the deal, even at that "cheap" a price, so they don't care a BIT that they have to "eat" any of that "regular" price. It's all smoke and mirrors.

BINGO. Oh and usually it's the HEAD COACH who makes these decisions, not the 91-year-old owner from five states away. But who gives a sh--? SUPERBOWL

Anyone who thinks that replacing Langston Walker at Left Tackle with Demetrius Bell will HURT us is !@#$ing high.

!@#$ yeah, me too, man! Screw Walker, he shoulda been let go the day they told him he was being moved to LT and he went all pouty and sullen. He IS a decent RT, so the reason he was let go instead of being put back at RT, IMO, is probably because he became a cancer in the locker room and well, in an OBVIOUS rebuilding year, and with Bell actually outplaying him already at LT, it was the right thing to do. Bills 41 Pats 31

Yeah, Jauron was a genius on that one. Too bad he proved that's not true by NOT firing Turk when Turk showed him his plans for the offense, you know, some time this past WINTER, and then only firing him because he was TOLD to by his owner, days before the season opener. But I'm pretty sure the consensus around the league is that Turk is a pariah now.

YUP

LOL. Naw, they'll use the no-huddle, if they're smart. But they need to run it FAST, and that's why they're going to simplify it, IMO. If you watch all our drives, we run the no-huddle and we are usually fairly quick to get back to the LOS, but then it seems like HOURS go by as Trent or Ryan look to the sidelines and get plays given to them. That totally defeats the purpose of a no-huddle, and if Turk was too stupid to know that, then he needed to be fired before the OTAs, for God's sake. But we have a hamster for a HC. Whereas, in the game, everyone has Madden as HC.

I quoted THAT paragraph because it states a point not being talked about by anyone, except the person whose post I tagged with my comment, and that is, Jauron waiting as long as he did to make the decision only goes to show that he's a terrible head coach who either can't make his own decisions or doesn't know WTF is even going on, and both are bad for players who need toughness instilled in them, not excuses.