TheChimp

I was in jail.

You mean the same years that the Bills were so stacked with talent they were like a Jenga commercial? Because of Bill Polian and John Butler? The same team that dismantled every other weak ass team in the AFC four years in a row but lost to better coached, and even MORE stacked teams from the NFC in the big game because Marv, the ultimate player's coach, let them go out partying the night before the game every flipping year, and let Jim Kelly run the offense instead of taking over when they saw there was trouble brewing? The guy lucked out as a coach, much like Ralph Wilson lucked out as an owner, and the luck ran out the day Bill Polian was fired for calling Ralph's daughter, the "pro scout", exactly what she was. So eat me, if you're going to tell me to f**k off. You were obviously not paying much ATTENTION back then.

...and was Bud Adams really the one who woke him up????? Strange goings on in the world of Depends and Geritol....

Um, he would if he knew he himself was getting canned after this year.

Maybe this would make some people not so angry. you, Marv! Thanks for all your "help"!

I bet the guy with the billboard feels pretty important right now. But seriously, why do we think that old Ralphie's gonna follow this up with a SMART move? His track record is dismal here, people. Wait for another perennial loser to come in and fill DJ's slippers, while the FO goes chugging along with no significant changes. Big whoop, I say, until something REAL happens.

You do realize that having a crappy team with an owner who doesn't care isn't worth HAVING, right? Oh wait, you likened the team to religion. Obviously, the similarities between the two are uncanny. I get it now.

Not by the TO haters. Thus, my point. Try and keep up. OK, so he should be benched for dropping balls then? Is that your argument? You don't like the way I've attacked the TO haters, I get it. But now you're being ridiculous, yourself. Because you don't bench a guy for dropping a few balls or for jawing at people on the field. And I never argued for benching Trent, before you just go COMPLETELY off the plot. Really? We wanna keep this up?

I need to prove that TO has been having a stellar year in order to defend him not being benched for short-arming a pass in the flat when the Bills were down 34-17 with less than 2 minutes left in the game? Really? Here's my retort to the TO haters: "During your eternal quests to make TO the scapegoat, try watching the piss poor performances of the other 52 Bills out there, so that you don't sound ridiculous." Anything more than that would be wasting my breath.

Oh great, another of those people thinking I wouldn't say this stuff to your face. This again, really?

And Ralph Wilson thanks you for your loyalty. It's fans like you who make it possible to keep the team in Buffalo, and as we've already learned here, that is all that matters... That is, until Ralph's expected death, after which he has already arranged to have his family sell it to the Rogers people in Toronto and then go shopping on your dime. Kind of like a deathbed "F**k You, Buffalo!" before his last wheezened breath.

You just narrowed your list of studs down to the three that don't suck. So, in essence, I made my point, didn't I?

Remember, this is Ralph Wilson doing the interviewing: 1.Do you mind me drafting a few players all by myself each year? It's fun. 2.Will you work for 100,000 a year and free hot dogs? 3.Will you also be available to skim my pool on Saturdays?

They obviously stopped teaching people in Buffalo about the power of the boycott. Seriously, the way people talk about it, like this fella, you'd think they were poo pooing something truly ridiculous, not the best tool the consumer has ever had in the free market. Pssst, BOYCOTTS WORK!

...and then another perennial loser hired in his stead for pennies on the dollar. CHA-CHING!!!!

I'm sick of all the TO haters sucking each others' d**ks and making crap up to complain about, all because they are too cowardly to tell the owner of this crapcake franchise to get out of town.

YES

You called these guys studs. I was merely pointing out your limbo-low expectations.

Here's to self-flagellation!!

Hey, if the owner can do it, so can you. What's funny is, threads like this only serve to embolden the already pompous self-aggrandizers and apologists. In fact, if three posted just a little bit more, we could sell out the rest of the season by next weekend.

Yeah, studs. All those sacks, and holding Johnson to less than a hundred yards rushing, yeah, these guys are studly....wait...

Where was I wrong the first time?

What did you expect from a town that invented the suicidal chicken wing eating contest?