I remember the first time I went fishing up above toronto when I was 16 there were two hot french canadian broads sunbathing naked right in front of our porch. Why doesnt that happen everywhere?
Benderson moved into my neighborhood, and within five minutes of meeting him he was threatening to sue me and sent construction workers/goons to my house. He is not a legitimate businessman.
I once drove my car through a youth soccer practice on heroin, adderall, flexerall, neurontin, and most of a fifth of cheap vodka mixed with grape pop. I distinctly remember thinking I was doing the right thing.
The first time I met an old girlfriend of mine was at a wedding, I remember the first thing she said was TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS to her friends and then was embarrassed when she saw me looking. What ever happened to her?