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  1. Hossage
    You so hoorny. You want go boom boom long time happy mr. big feet! What you want solja boy joe? Fie dolla so good.
  2. Hossage
    I was the one who just told you i was going to have another beer.
  3. Hossage
    I remember the first time I went fishing up above toronto when I was 16 there were two hot french canadian broads sunbathing naked right in front of our porch. Why doesnt that happen everywhere?
  4. Hossage
    Haha, yes. Just rub her naughty places and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. That will confuse her enough.
  5. Hossage
    My dad can beat up his dad.
  6. Hossage
    I wasnt high on weed when I did that. I dont see what that has to do with smokers.
  7. Hossage
    Jesus didnt die on the cross for you play with fire, sinners.
  8. Hossage
    I would say the same thing if I were alone in a room with Al Gore, in the hopes that he or someone pays me to shut up, or pays me for the story.
  9. Hossage
    FDRs confiscation of gold was indefensible. We are free range cattle, not free people. The head of state will always be a statist.
  10. Hossage
    Excellent points, Joe and LA. I am more of a "shut the hell up, liar" sort of libertarian.
  11. Hossage
    Benderson moved into my neighborhood, and within five minutes of meeting him he was threatening to sue me and sent construction workers/goons to my house. He is not a legitimate businessman.
  12. Hossage
    I only like movies with Dakota Fanning.
  13. Hossage
    Man, the Jewish billionaire who lives next door to me, Nate Benderson, is a real prick.
  14. Hossage
    Who hasnt gone on an antisemetic/antibabymama/anti-other race rant when they get drunk?
  15. Hossage
    Was it that french prick sarte who said that the struggle is all that makes us human?
  16. Hossage
    You are confusing her with my wife, who is in my freezer.
  17. Hossage
    Los lobos kick your ass...
  18. Hossage
    Can Vinny Testaverde still play?
  19. Hossage
    I have set off a fiework or two in the ANF.
  20. Hossage
    If you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup.
  21. Hossage
    I once drove my car through a youth soccer practice on heroin, adderall, flexerall, neurontin, and most of a fifth of cheap vodka mixed with grape pop. I distinctly remember thinking I was doing the right thing.
  22. Hossage
    I want 235 million a year.
  23. Hossage
    The first time I met an old girlfriend of mine was at a wedding, I remember the first thing she said was TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS to her friends and then was embarrassed when she saw me looking. What ever happened to her?
  24. Hossage
    Thats why you do some coke with it, so you dont get so down. Or make it a woo and dip it in freebase.
  25. Hossage
    Yeah, brother, marry her.
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