Hossage

You know how those teenage crushes only last a week. Ghandi says sex is a waste of sexual energy that could be better applied in life.

Government is a gun to your head. I want a government that rules with the consent of the people. I do not want to leave my native land just to go to another human farm with a government supported by violence.

I would take a well coached, solid season where we dont quit, players develop in a positive environment rather than a total disaster and draft picks.

We all know women in uniform can be very sexy. Please specify preferences other than those provided. I will add them as needed. Edit: What is your problem, Queerball?

All he needs is love, love, love is all he needs. Maybe there is a reason he keeps getting off. Is he an excellent informant?

Go work the truck stop glory hole through which you were conceived. Your mother needs a break.

Lease her.

I dont have any doubt.

That wont mean a thing, but I will take it as a sign that we will win the super bowl.

Voting will not change american politics, no matter who we elect. The system is too far gone.

All the presidents have been turds. They would have been immediately assassinated if they were honest. No honest person would even be in a position to run. We are monkeys.

I didnt sign the constitution. I dont think I should be bound by it. Our founding fathers were not good people. They couldn't seriously have thought that Rome wouldn't fall all over again. They took as much power as they could at the time, and every successive politician since has. The next great experiment should be government that isnt coercive. Voluntary, contractual government services. Government is just people doing things. That should not be praised.

He should have disarmed the thing.

I saw his football highlights. He looked awkward and unimpressive. I suppose he has come a long way since.

What does that have to do with gay jokes?

I think the opposite of what conner said. That is all.

Two words, Dakota and Fanning.

I think gay jokes are funny.

Stay away from mirrors when you trip. You may feel the urge to self modify.

Does a gay porn star suck more balls than a straight female porn star? What is the record for the most balls sucked? How many balls does trent edwards normally suck?

A drab olive clothesline about 3 feet off the ground would do.

I just walk right out in traffic. The cars always stop.

I have one of the strongest arms of my two arms.

For real spidey, last year I wanted to draft four linemen and beanie wells. Everyone laughed at me.

Man, I'll choke a great white out if he looks at me funny.