QB Bills

Someone give Vince Wilfork's wife a call.

Agree with most of this but I don't really get why everyone is in love with McDermott. We got really lucky last year in a weak year for the AFC. He's just another in the long line of dinosaurs who will never have the balls to win anything big in this league. Playing it safe by punting on 4th and short near midfield in a meaningless preseason game when you are still in evaluation mode is just another example of how clueless this guy is. We're going nowhere with these two in charge.

Go back to watching film EJ

Sometimes a guy is just an a-hole. Doesn't have to be more complicated than that. So glad this POS is off the team.

In Tecmo Super Bowl, his passing speed would be 94. Right up there with Dan Marino and Billy Joe Tolliver.

Technically it was the longest in-air TD I believe, but still impressive nonetheless. Our Uncle Rico threw it roughly 80 yards at the combine. YouTube it. He has the strongest arm in the league, imo.

Different OC every year he was here. Garbage/injuries at the WR position. Horsesh*t for an offensive line. And stayed classy all the way. For the life of me, I can't figure out why the city of buffalo didn't warm to him... (Yes I can)

Can't get over how incredibly stupid it was to not pick up his option and then turn around and trade him for 20 cents on the dollar. Classic Bills management.

"There's no such thing as losses in the NFL. Losses are actually learns." - Nathan Peterman Although he said that quote (or a version of it) was uttered by our mad-clappin' head coach. So technically we went undefeated last year. Nine wins and 8 learns.

If we can petition the NFL to legally allow linemen to stand backwards we should slot her in as right guard for this season.

Guy's a prick. Always has been. Don't think I've ever disliked a Bills player more than him. Good on the field, but I am glad I don't have to cheer for him again.

Can I patent "just throw Daboll!" when we all get sick of his old school, run-first scheme? I'm guessing this happens by week 3.

Jim Kelly trying to be the hero cost the Bills the game.

This topic could go on forever, as you'd be hard-pressed to find a more inept franchise in professional sports. Pretty much every head coaching/gm move they've made since firing Wade. Including the current regime. A multitude of ridiculous draft pick blunders, trades, cuts is a direct result of that.

Looks like someone went to the Doug Whaley school of technology.

And you hate him because he's "gay" why?

It's either Chris kelsay or Ryan Denney. Could never tell those two apart.

Maybe they just wanted someone a little less rapey

An inside source told me what the punishment will be. Fifteen yards unsportsmanlike on #55. Automatic first down.

Dropped everything in sight. Ran the wrong route in Carolina and single-handedly cost the team a win. Then, the offseason stuff.. Only way to go is up.

Favourite memory? Obviously it's when he got Psy to perform Gangnam Style during one of the Toronto games. Honestly felt like we were in the Super Bowl that day. The atmosphere was electric!! Least favourite? That time he sold me a used Dodge Neon. He told me it was in mint condition and the thing fell apart after a week. By then he had shipped out and was apparently trying to sell a monorail to some city folk in the midwest. Good luck to you Russ. I think the Ghostbusters franchise is still looking for a real life version of Slimer. Can't think of a better fit for you.

lol..nicely done

Well-thought out and informed post as usual, OP. My only concern would be trading next year's first rounder. I feel that should be the only real untouchable piece on this team. I think the BIlls are going to suck quite badly next season. That that pick might be worth a bounty, assuming we end up with the QB of the future in a couple of weeks.

Anytime I think I need to just quit this board, a brilliant post like this brings me back. I wasn't expecting a complete play-by-play. This made my day. As for fights, I've punched myself in the face many a Sunday at about 4:10pm. Does that count?

Or it's just that this line was so awful that teams never blitzed us and still got right to the qb. Luckily we had a guy who could mask these deficiencies with his mobility. You saw what happened when you had a pocket qb in there. I'll say it until the cows come home..you people don't know how good we had it with Tyrod. He did all that could be asked for and more with this porous line, awful coaching and JV receiver group. Next year is not going to be pretty. Be prepared.