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Looks like someone went to the Doug Whaley school of technology.

And you hate him because he's "gay" why?

It's either Chris kelsay or Ryan Denney. Could never tell those two apart.

Maybe they just wanted someone a little less rapey

An inside source told me what the punishment will be. Fifteen yards unsportsmanlike on #55. Automatic first down.

Dropped everything in sight. Ran the wrong route in Carolina and single-handedly cost the team a win. Then, the offseason stuff.. Only way to go is up.

Favourite memory? Obviously it's when he got Psy to perform Gangnam Style during one of the Toronto games. Honestly felt like we were in the Super Bowl that day. The atmosphere was electric!! Least favourite? That time he sold me a used Dodge Neon. He told me it was in mint condition and the thing fell apart after a week. By then he had shipped out and was apparently trying to sell a monorail to some city folk in the midwest. Good luck to you Russ. I think the Ghostbusters franchise is still looking for a real life version of Slimer. Can't think of a better fit for you.

lol..nicely done

Well-thought out and informed post as usual, OP. My only concern would be trading next year's first rounder. I feel that should be the only real untouchable piece on this team. I think the BIlls are going to suck quite badly next season. That that pick might be worth a bounty, assuming we end up with the QB of the future in a couple of weeks.

Anytime I think I need to just quit this board, a brilliant post like this brings me back. I wasn't expecting a complete play-by-play. This made my day. As for fights, I've punched myself in the face many a Sunday at about 4:10pm. Does that count?

Or it's just that this line was so awful that teams never blitzed us and still got right to the qb. Luckily we had a guy who could mask these deficiencies with his mobility. You saw what happened when you had a pocket qb in there. I'll say it until the cows come home..you people don't know how good we had it with Tyrod. He did all that could be asked for and more with this porous line, awful coaching and JV receiver group. Next year is not going to be pretty. Be prepared.

His legacy here will be how he exposed how dumb most Bills fans are. Awful coaching, practice squad receivers and a line that constantly gave up pressure despite rarely seeing a blitz, yet almost everyone wanted him gone. McDumbass had every break go his way this year but will soon be clapping his way out of town. Beane loves draft picks, not talent. This team will struggle to get to 5 wins next season and is likely drafting high in 2019 unless they foolishly trade that pick. Oh well.. What's another 17 years?

Team doctors are probably pushing him to retire due to those concussion tests. They really need to customize them though. This meathead would get them wrong even if he was fully healthy.

He probably did it himself and forgot. He's the quintessential shiza-fer-brains so it's possible

He played for the Bills. There's hours of material with just that.

The 5 year old has been oddly silent about this. Perhaps there's more to the story.

Forget about the Super Bowl. Tell us more about this important week you have coming up.

This is painful to watch. Who knows what would have happened if Benjamin didn't take that stupid penalty.

Perhaps. I'm still pissed about his penalty. That pretty much cost the Bills the game.

That was a completely unnecessary and disgusting play by Fowler. You can end someone's career like that. Guy should be suspended long term.

The mouthbreathers are out in full force tonight. I hope he's back with a forward thinking offensive coach, a decent receiver or two and a line that can pass block. That's probably not going to happen though so if he's gone, next year is going to be a write-off.

Completely agree. He might be a nice guy, but he's just another loser coach who'll flame out here soon enough. This likely was his peak here.

He's alright. Can't seem to stay healthy. Not sure I'd sign him long term

There's many. My favourite, however, is that deep pass to Clay in Atlanta while on the run. You can count on one hand how many QBs can make that throw.