biglukes

Yeah, I'm sure that's it....

Last year's home schedule was the best season weatherwise that I can remember in a long time. The first 3 games were all sunny and hot, no rain at all, and even got snow for the Miami game. Can only hope for more of the same this year.

Why are you even going to watch if you've already decided to be miserable regardless of the outcome?

Is it weird that I initially read the title as "The greatest porno ever"?

Rex is so lucky because he was so hungry one time, that he literally at a horse. As a result, one of the horseshoes had become permanently lodged up his butt. Hence the good luck.

The fact that they're still using Stevie's rookie picture is ridiculous. He hasn't had dreads in 3 years.

The wait is agonizing.

The ref last night was exactly the opposite of Ed Hochuli. Instead of the long winded explanations of the mundane that Mr. Muscles give us, the guy yesterday seemed to be trying to use as few words as humanly possibly to call the penalties.

We're doomed.

They're all sick of Fireman Ed. He's the number one reason not to buy tickets to Jets games.

Are the Bills going to be playing against the London Silly Nannies?

I wonder if Fitz knows why Darth Vader stayed single. It's because he was looking for love in Alderaan places. Alright, there's my nerdy Star Wars joke.

Mario has eaten steaks that are bigger than Maybin.

I think you did yourself a favor by not really watching or analyzing the preseason. It's a good way to preserve your sanity.

Actually, a major part of Revis' game is holding and committing what would normally be considered pass interference. He just never gets called for anything.

Funny, I don't recall Mario ever lining up 10 yards off tackle, running in a straight line way past the QB, and then getting pancaked by a running back on his way back towards the play.

I'm pretty sure McGee is going to play. They signed Ruvell back instead of a corner when Brooks went on IR, so that should tell you that they believe McGee will be good to go.

Tony Sparano's offenses don't score touchdowns. He nearly has a stroke from the excitement of just kicking a field goal. Getting into the end zone could kill him.

Don't really have any for when the opener is a road game. But nothing beats the feeling of the anticipation of the night before the home opener, waking up at 7 am the next day and being the only one awake, and just quietly reading the paper. Then the time comes load up all of the tailgate stuff and head to the stadium to be in the lot at 9 sharp. I love going to all the games, but the home opener is always something special. It's just a totally different feeling heading in.

Defer and get the crowd riding the Jets offense early. A quick 3 and out to start the game could do a lot toward getting the crowd to turn on them pretty quickly.

You kind of lost me at "Sparano is a strong coach". He's proven to be the opposite and I don't believe has ever actually coordinated an offense. If the jest fans hated Schottenheimer, they're really going to go nuts for captain field goal.

I think the move is entirely predicated on special teams. I too would have liked to have seen it go to Roosevelt but Martin's strength is special teams and that is where Brooks would have seen most of his playing time early on. Seems like a gunner for gunner swap here.

8 DL seems to be about the right number. They want to rotate but they aren't going to sub out the whole line at once. I'm not even sure how often we'll see all 8 dressed for games anyways. If I had to venture a guess I would think that either Moore or Carrington might be among the scratches assuming everyone else is healthy.

And they'll really be in for it when we break out the fumblerooski.

Logical replies to your posts are more often than not an excercise in futility. All you do is rip the Bills in every post and rarely have anything "logical" to back it up with.