Endzone Animal

I like how Chan referred to Buddy as Boss Hog during the press conference.

Paraphrasing Nix: "I got cowshat in my mouth, and am speakin' extry folksy today for y'all 'cause soundin' more down home countrified makes it seem like I'm tellin' it like it really is." Gailey, "I'm not quite as countrified as Buddy, but I'm gittin' there and you can bet by the time we start lining up on Sundays I'll be so twanged out you won't know if I'm talkin' or spittin' tobaccee." "You can't be just tough and not disciplined. Also, you can't be disciplined and not tough. You see, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and so is square dancin'. I know one thing, you just got to know the fine line between a big drawl and spittin' out Redman." "I'm gonna be the offensive coordinator. I don't want no messes, and that way I can do what I believe without any problems. You see, we aren't just gonna win, we're gonna win on the cheap. Wastin' money ain't gonna win you any games."

Chan, you're lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

Pants on the ground.

Nix and Gailey must represent the guaranteed "sweeping change" and "excitement" Thurman Thomas was bubbling over about last month.

Gameday 2010: 2 minutes remaining. The Bills, trailing by two, have a critical decision to make on 4th and 8, trailing by 2, at the NE 41. Gailey stares across the field, sees Belichik, shats the bed, takes a 5 yard penalty for delay of game to get into better punting range, and punts. Pats run out the clock. Under fire from the media, Gailey says it was the right call, just poor execution.

Rome: Just completely mocked the Bills for hiring a complete dud like "has been/never was" Gailey.

OC: Gailey...dual role allows Ralph to save money. DC: Dave Campo

This, + 1,000

Gee, maybe calling for Ralph and Russ to die wasn't an appropriate poll for this forum?

I do know that if I win the lottery I'll be rich!

Jauron: Part II

What say you?

Rene coldly and sociopathically sawing off that Russian guy's hand in a vice...blood spurting all over the place...WTF! She had me so turned on before that, too, with the hot and sultry act. Maybe the greatest scene in the show's history. I cannot tolerate the hot, blond bimbo at CTU. Worst actress ever, and her storyline is brutally boring. The "peace process" crap, the "affair" with the reporter, Jack's family going to California, the revamped CTU with the cocky new staff, the tired Russian/Islamic angle...meh to it all. In fact, the entire show seems so played, so unconvincing, I can barely drum up any interest. As far as I'm concerned, this season is Rene, Rene, Rene...she and Jack are the entire the show, and the rest is just filler. She is the best female character they've had since Nina, and I just pray that they don't kill her off.

Sabres game in ten minutes.

This should work out well. How did it end for him in Dallas, again? Georgia Tech? Kansas City?

They should bring in Kavorkian.

Schopp loves the choice of Chan Gailey, and is excited they picked a coach with lots of experience. Again, just proves that Buffalo will swallow whatever crap Ralph feeds them and blindly like it. What a pathetic inferiority complex this town has.

He fits the requirements perfectly: Long history of mediocrity Comes real cheap Will tow the company line Not wanted by any other team in the NFL

+1

Not sure what makes him any better than Jauron, but I am impressed by how low you've fallen. Seriously, have you people no pride left? Are you beaten down that far? No shame left at all? Come on! Snap out of it! Stop acting as if you feel lucky to have whatever garbage you are fed by miser Ralph! Honestly, I really do have pity on those of you who think so little of yourselves that this crap is good enough.

Mods: Time to break out the old "Dick Jauron Hired" threads, change the name to Chan Gailey, and save us all some time and hassle.

Chan Gailey...yup, they are sure doing everything right!