Endzone Animal

Plus about 3 or 4 Jagers.

Not sober.

Sums it up about right...it's common knowledge that the Bills and Raiders are both a dysfunctional mess with no prospects for improvement until they are gone..

In other breaking news, the sky is blue and the earth is round.

I'll be attending...don't care at all about the pro bowl, really, but it's a good excuse to tailgate and the scalpers will be dirt cheap. You know, kinda like a Bills game.

I'm one of the few who actually like Rex Ryan. I like his big, fat beer and pizza gut. I like his bravado and sense of humor. I like his football philosophy of toughness, attacking defense and strong running game. I am not a Jets fan by any stretch, but I do like Ryan. He's the anti-Jauron.

Colts in a walk. Manning is absolutely unstoppable, and the defense is playing very well.

Levy's opinion carries slightly less weight than the average message board commenter.

Anyone have information on how to join the Curtis Modkins fan club? The buzz surrounding this hire is just short of the excitement of hiring Chan Gailey as head coach, or Buddy Nix as GM. What excitement! Things are really looking Super Bowl for Buffalo now, and the whole country is jumping on the bandwagon.

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Hey, if a black Moslem from Kenya can be elected president surely a Massachusetts Mormon can, too.

How hilarious would it be if Leno came on for a surprise guest cameo, pretending to take Conan's keys. Never happen, but it would make great comedy.

Romney/Jindal Economy needs to be in the hands of someone with a clue.

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I guess the primary reason why I don't have much respect for liberal activists is that they are so cartoonishly one dimensional. A Republican wins in MA and suddenly all those northeast sophisticated intellectuals who always voted Dem are now just blithering ignoramouses and rednecks because they voted GOP? I don't mean to sound smug, or appear elitest, but it simply is the truth that these people do not demonstrate very much unintelligence. Of course, there are plenty on the right edge that lack intelligence, too, but you need to go much further out to the periphery to find them, while the center left of the democrat party seems to all too often be infected with a failure to grasp basic reality.

My Wishlist: New Owner The End.

When sponsors buy advertising, they do not ask the network if the viewers properly appreciate good comedy, they ask how many viewers will be seeing their commercials. Anyway, my point was merely that the "feel sorry for Conan" act has started to lose its humor and sounds more like whiny, sour grapes.

When he makes a quality hire.

I'm having a little trouble feeling sorry for the guy when he just pocketed a $45 million severance. At first I loved watching the bashing of NBC for dealing him dirty, and Leno's opportunism, but now it's getting old and he seems whiny. The hand is being overplayed. Letterman? He seems like the sour grapes baby, whose bashing of Leno is all about jealousy and bitterness from being passed over 17 years ago, and then getting pummeled in the ratings for years until Conan showed up. It's easy to give love to the guy you're beating, but not so much for the guy who thumped you every night for roughly 15 years. Oh, and let's face it: Letterman, Kimmel and all the rest who praise Conan while slamming Leno and NBC, would jump ship in a second if NBC came calling for them to take over the Tonight Show.

Cost cutting measure. I get excited knowing Ralph will undoubtedly use the savings towards signing superstar players.

Ancient Chinese Secret.

Pants on the ground. Go Sabres.

I'm calling him Calder Norris Myers.

In time, it won't bother you anymore. You will just stop caring...may I recommend you start spending your sports time and money on the Sabres, instead?

The Chanster.