ummm.... what information would that be? "Thurman packing his bags for Canton..."?
Where ever your information comes from, either from OBD or your backside, it appears to very inaccurate. Horribly inaccurate - at least on anything worthwhile.
So, I hope you understand that given your recent history and the situation at 3695 that asking for my support is a bit of a stretch at this time.