I know your hearts are in the right place, but please stop for a moment and think about the logic, or should I say "lack of logic", that these petitions represent.
Do you really think that if the NFL was conspiring to move the Bills (which may be the truth) that ANY petition means jack squat to them? Do you think someone is going to bust inside a smoky room and yell "Stop the presses! People in Buffalo CARE about the Bills! Look - they have signed actual PETITIONS!!!!" At which point, the NFL conspirators fall off their chairs in utter amazement - shocked at this unexpected chain of events.
The words - "They, they, they, they care?" are stammered as they look at each other confusedly, not knowing what to make of this earth-shattering development.
"We didn't plan for this <heads buried in hands>! Danny, get John Zogby on the phone - he assured us NO ONE cared about the Bills! Christ, now they are arming themselves with PETITIONS! Crap, we have to do something about this. Soon, someone may call a radio talk show or something and this whole plan will just unravel at the seams!"
Please...