I didn't know we had the role models for the spaceship people in Wall-E.
I mean seriously, is this what we have become as a gender? Grown men grousing about our "pop" addictions? I'm pretty sure anyone with a "pop" addiction would have been left for dead back in the good 'ol hunting and gathering days.
FWIW, I deal with this type of thing everyday. My 5 year old daughter watches too much SpongeBob and insists on sugary drinks. Maybe y'all could form a support group with her?