Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

‘Meanwhile, a beer will cost you $10. And, based on the team’s trajectory, you might need it.’

‘There are so many words that can be used to describe the state of the 2018 Buffalo Bills, but they are the words that, if I had said them in my mother’s presence when I was a kid, she would have cleansed my mouth with a bar of soap.’

‘They barely have the personnel to stay in games let alone win, and all of that is sequestered on the defensive side of the ball. It’s a gross roster imbalance that has led to seven losses in nine games for the simple fact that in a league now dominated by offense and scoring, even the best defenses get scored on. Thus, if you can’t score even a little, which Buffalo can’t, you have no chance to win.’

‘The Buffalo Bills have assembled such a poor cast of characters 1 through 11, it would not have mattered had Josh Allen, Derek Anderson, Matt Barkley — hell, Jim Kelly for that matter — was under center.’

‘This team has become an embarrassment. It is barely capable of competing, yet alone winning, and there are reasons up and down the roster, in the coaching staff, and in the front office, for this putrid product that we have been forced to watch. The Bills have now scored eight touchdowns in nine games, good for 96 points, barely 10 per game. No team in NFL history could win on a consistent basis with an average like that, not even the 1985 Bears or 2000 Ravens, teams with two of the best defenses in NFL history. The season can’t end fast enough.’

‘Anderson and Edmunds both sustained concussions in Monday night’s 25-6 loss to the New England Patriots. Nathan Peterman is expected to start at quarterback and Edmunds, the team’s leading tackler will be replaced in the starting lineup by Julian Stanford.’

‘Bears 23, Bills 7.’

‘This is just the 13th time the teams have met, with the Bears holding a 7-5 lead. In the last game, E.J. Manuel led a comeback 23-20 victory in overtime at Soldier Field on opening day in 2014. The previous “home” game for Buffalo came in Toronto in 2010, a 22-19 Chicago victory. The Bears haven’t actually played in Buffalo since 2002, a 33-27 overtime Bills victory led by Drew Bledsoe who threw for 328 yards and four TDs including the winner to Travis Henry.’

‘”I found that to not be the best portrayal of what the Bills Mafia really is. We’re a family community of fans that look out for each other,” said Purdy, a 2004 Victor High School graduate who is now a teacher in Colorado Springs, Colorado. “I could’ve responded in a different way but this seemed to be the Bills Mafia way.’

‘The Bills have scored seven touchdowns and 87 points, they rank last in passing yards, yards per offensive play and interception percentage, and second-worst in sacks per pass attempt, third-down percentage, and first downs. Any questions?’

‘This year’s Bills’ club has scored a mere seven touchdowns through eight games and an NFL-low 87 points. That’s a pace that would produce 174 points, which would be the second fewest ever in franchise history.’

‘“It’s another game, thankful for another opportunity, if that’s the case, and I’m ready to go out and perform,” Peterman said Wednesday after he took the first-team reps at practice because Anderson is in concussion protocol, Josh Allen still can’t throw, and newly-signed Matt Barkley is still trying to figure out where the practice field is at One Bills Drive.’

‘The Kaepernick question was raised, and McDermott simply said, “I know Brandon (Beane) is always looking at all the different options that are available to us, so we’ll leave it at that.”’

‘The now 29-year-old was, once upon a time, a star dual-threat quarterback at Ohio State where he passed for 6,177 yards with 57 TDs and 26 interceptions and rushed for 2,164 yards and 17 TDs. In 2010, he was runner-up to Michigan’s Denard Robinson as the Big 10 MVP.’

‘If it wasn’t so sad watching this team try to run and pass, you’d have to laugh at the comedy show put forth week after week.’