Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

‘The Bills have scored seven touchdowns and 87 points, they rank last in passing yards, yards per offensive play and interception percentage, and second-worst in sacks per pass attempt, third-down percentage, and first downs. Any questions?’

‘This year’s Bills’ club has scored a mere seven touchdowns through eight games and an NFL-low 87 points. That’s a pace that would produce 174 points, which would be the second fewest ever in franchise history.’

‘“It’s another game, thankful for another opportunity, if that’s the case, and I’m ready to go out and perform,” Peterman said Wednesday after he took the first-team reps at practice because Anderson is in concussion protocol, Josh Allen still can’t throw, and newly-signed Matt Barkley is still trying to figure out where the practice field is at One Bills Drive.’

‘The Kaepernick question was raised, and McDermott simply said, “I know Brandon (Beane) is always looking at all the different options that are available to us, so we’ll leave it at that.”’

‘The now 29-year-old was, once upon a time, a star dual-threat quarterback at Ohio State where he passed for 6,177 yards with 57 TDs and 26 interceptions and rushed for 2,164 yards and 17 TDs. In 2010, he was runner-up to Michigan’s Denard Robinson as the Big 10 MVP.’

‘If it wasn’t so sad watching this team try to run and pass, you’d have to laugh at the comedy show put forth week after week.’

‘However, McCoy has no chance these days in Buffalo. He is part of an offense that has become a national laughingstock, one that has scored just 87 points, barely 10 per game. And McCoy is powerless to do anything about it because he represents the only legitimate threat the Bills have, and the Patriots and every other team know it.’

‘The Bills are on their way to a top five pick in the 2019 draft, perhaps even a top two or three pick. At 2-6 for the season, it now seems like the only remaining games they will even have a chance to win are the home games against the Jets, Dolphins, and Lions. And in every one of those, they’ll be facing a team with a superior quarterback. Buffalo waited 10 years for a home prime-time game, and the guess would be that it wasn’t worth it. Worse, the Bills’ woeful offense was put on display for all the country to see. All in all, it was another low point for a franchise that majors in low points.’

‘“I want to give a great big thank you to the city of Buffalo, my home,’’ said Thomas, surrounded by his family, including Patti, a Buffalo native and his wife of 31 years. “And all of my fans. Some of you are crazy as hell, and you know who you are, but you have supported me throughout my career and beyond, through good times and bad. I love each and every one of you more than you will ever know.’’’

‘The Bills have scored a grand total of two touchdowns in five games. Right now, they couldn’t find the end zone with Google Maps and a Seeing Eye dog.’

‘The team has not disclosed the visit, which reportedly took place before the Bills hosted the New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. ESPN.com first reported Pryor’s visit to Buffalo and ESPN’s Josina Anderson added that the Bills have offered Pryor a contract. ESPN’s Mike Rodak said on Twitter that Bills coach Sean McDermott had confirmed the visit on WGR-AM (550).’

‘Here is my list of the top 10 most memorable Bills Monday night performances, in chronological order, a mix of good, bad and flat out horrifying.’

’81 — The Bills point total is their third-lowest in team history through seven games. The Patriots have scored 86 points in the second quarter alone of their seven games.’

‘If the Patriots win, Tom Brady will have 15 career victories in games played in Buffalo, meaning he will have the third-most wins of any quarterback who has ever played at New Era Field, behind only Jim Kelly (59) and Joe Ferguson (46). Think about that for a second, and you realize just how bad the Buffalo quarterback situation has been for most of the last four-plus decades.’

‘In fact, Daboll has experienced just one winning season away from Foxborough, that as quarterbacks coach of the New York Jets in 2008. The year a 39-year-old Brett Favre was summoning the strength to buckle his chin strap, leading the Jets to a 9-7 record while leading the NFL in interceptions.’