‘The Parnham family and its newest extended member, Burdon, are gathered around a 12-foot-tall, 12-foot-wide fibreglass Buffalo Bills helmet that has been transformed into an outdoor bar (more on that later). And while the Bills may indeed be reopening their home just in time for the NFL playoffs, this backyard in Keswick, Ont., fully 252 kilometres north of the stadium, will be as close as Burdon gets.’