‘It included Allen chugging beer after winning the home run derby (because, apparently, that’s what quarterbacks do these days at sports venues). It included 6-foot-6-inch, 329-pound defensive tackle Jordan Phillips lifting 5-foot-8-inch, 173-pound Isaiah McKenzie off first base and carrying him to the dugout after the offense’s attempt to insert him as a pinch runner for 314-pound guard Wyatt Teller. It included McDermott taking an impromptu at-bat that resulted in a ground out. He then walked over to the first base wall, where he obliged numerous fans’ autograph requests with the game in progress.’