‘The Bills are awful. Their best option seems to be a quarterback who twice threw deflected-looking passes that weren’t actually deflected. Their best option – I guess – at right tackle is a guy whose team picture looks like a guy who doesn’t want to open his mouth to show what lies inside (lots of cake). Additionally, they just gave a lengthy, expensive and inexplicable extension to a team leader whose only value is inside the locker room. Ladies, gentleman and primates… these are your Buffalo Bills.’