‘Anyway, hopes are high that Owens’ acquisition will stimulate the placement of fannies into the seats at Ralph Wilson Stadium. More national media coverage throughout the season is also certain, once Owens’ locker room follies get into full swing. TV ratings for games involving the Bills are sure to be significantly stimulated, as well. Who knows, Our Bills may even win one or two more games thanks to Owens’ presence. Stranger things have happened.’