‘OK, don’t shoot. I’m coming out with my keyboard up. And while you’re at it, pass the crow. Cooked, raw … I don’t care, I’ll eat it-regrettably, but I’ll eat it. And while I’m munching on my embarrassment, I will continue to try to rationalize how in the name of Vince Lombardi could J.P. Losman play so poorly for the Buffalo Bills and Drew Bledsoe play so well for the Dallas Cowboys.’