‘If you want to know how long it has been since the Chargers won a game, don’t bother with the standings in the newspaper. Just look at hair on the running backs’ heads. Several of San Diego’s running backs have pledged not to cut their hair until the team gets a win. Suffice it to say it’s a good thing the Afro is back in style, what with the Chargers 0-6 and having no apparent gimmes on the schedule.’