‘Indeed, if you blinked — or got caught in traffic — you most certainly missed McNabb, who was gone after all of four plays — among them an interception and a sack, along with a 3-yard pass to Torrance Small. You watched one Duce Staley run — for one yard. For fans forced to shell out an average $50 a pop for their seats for this fiasco, that adds up to $12.50 per play from the starting backfield. What was that line P.T. Barnum said about suckers born?’